meistens: snapchatting: what if there were professional text post critics Rating: ★★★★☆ Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night. (Source: snapchatting, via interjects)

meistens:

snapchatting:

what if there were professional text post critics

Rating: 

Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.

(Source: snapchatting, via interjects)

228874
postllimit: when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u (via dontknowwhattochangethisto)

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

(via dontknowwhattochangethisto)

18641
brick-flair:

sophisticatedpapi:

CockBlock Japanese Style

Vicious
5517
africant:

same.
123781
tadaaloki: Loki’s favorite eye shadow color: (via judgemeillcutyou)

tadaaloki:

Loki’s favorite eye shadow color:

image

(via judgemeillcutyou)

6385
hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.
268447
11307
xiii-wings: xiii-wings: buttcramps: is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands” THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS (via dontknowwhattochangethisto)

xiii-wings:

xiii-wings:

buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

image

(via dontknowwhattochangethisto)

30913
nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang: When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend (Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b, via judgemeillcutyou)

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

image

(Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b, via judgemeillcutyou)

96490
61236
beyonce:

Coachella 2014
Photo Credit: Robin Harper
6841
rawsex:

nah ah ahhh, not yet.
137
billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 
151813
122202
1763